Yusuke is either fast asleep or thinking long and hard about this.
Eventually:]
It's an interesting proposition, but winking typically conveys a particular intent. Can you imagine what it would be like if every time we blinked, it displayed some hidden meaning?
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wait I know who can be deep about this let me just patch in Yusuke.
[> You have a chat invitation from REN
Chat name: Makes you think: 🤔🤔🤔🚿🤔🤔🤔]
hey Yusuke, do you agree that blinking is the plural of winking?
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Yusuke is either fast asleep or thinking long and hard about this.
Eventually:]
It's an interesting proposition, but winking typically conveys a particular intent. Can you imagine what it would be like if every time we blinked, it displayed some hidden meaning?
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You're missin' the point!!
Look I've started learning a lot about words since I got here
there's no way they're plurals? Take a look at 'em again!
Blinking and winking are like...cousins or some shit, not plurals!
What you're looking for is blinks and winks!
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Okay here's another one.
If you cut a corner off a piece of paper, does it gains a corner?
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What, like origami??
I'm no good at that stuff, my hand wears out in like, five minutes. Plus I lose count...
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Ryuji you just need to practise more with your hands. Nice and slow so you can go faster later.
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[A minute later, Yusuke attaches a photo.]
Behold.
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That's pretty bitchin'...
but what's speed got to do with it?
I still lose track!
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I have to step my game up. I'll be back in a bit, please hold.
[He'll be back in a short while.]
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Would you like me to give you a lesson, Ryuji? Once you've learned the motions, it will be like second nature to you.
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WAIT you did that right NOW??
Yusuke, are you even human?! Lemme see your hands!
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Maybe you're some kinda robot, I dunno!!
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[> Ren has sent a picture.]
I'm pretty sure if Yusuke was a robot, we would know. Besides, Aigis is a robot.
...did I tell you about Aigis?
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Yeah, I met Aigis a while back
think she wanted to put me in a suit of armor of somethin'? I can't remember...
[ doesn't matter. more importantly: ]
Ren, I think you're real slick an' all, but that's the lumpiest tanuki I've ever seen!
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[...well it is midnight]
it's an origami cat. if if i had made a tanuki i would have at least made its balls
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Actually... It looks rather like Morgana, doesn't it?
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Look, mad respect to the game, but the last thing I wanna think about right now is Ren touching ANYONE'S balls...
Anyways, how can it be a cat if it don't got any whiskers??
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...yeah that was on purpose.
[Oh, well that just solidifies Ren's belief that this Ryuji is a lot like the previous Ryuji in terms of balls.]
Ahh right. Sorry again. I still feel really bad about that...I should find a way to apologize to Ann about it too.
Making whispers is hard with paper to look good.
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It's a long story...
Look, don't worry about it so much! Shit happens, right?
We've all seen worse...
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Yeah but...I still hate it.
[We've all seen worse...]
I guess the Maras can ruin everything else, huh.
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